if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
*throws chair through the room*
"I JUST WANT THEM TO LIVE HAPPY EVER AFTER!!!"
I think I may be in Iove with Manuel Neuer
Don’t make nazi jokes. Really don’t do that.
Many Germans have like zero national pride and the only time you will see a german flag (not counting government buildings) is during a world cup. Waving the german flag and being enthusiastic about Germany is normally associated with Nazis so please don’t ruin this by telling Nazi jokes.